Feeling a little chunky? All that freeze-dried ice cream and tang while sitting in your cushy chair getting to your waistline? Fear not! All you need to do is grab your very own sleek and slimming fatshirt! Preferably in a shade of green, to make your golden skin shimmer even brighter in the gamma radiation. Pair with regulation-friendly black slacks or tights and very practical mini skirt to show off your gams. Gold braid necklace reminds people of your superior status, and flip-top golden communicator keeps you in touch with your team on the ground.
My goal in life is to have a closet full of fatshirt-like clothing such as this. Each day of the week I’ll wear a slightly different green wraparound.
